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 Seymour can speak for himself, and these are his own words.

 "I was born on a beautiful sunny day, however I really don't remember too much about the experience, which is good - I think......"

 "At any rate, I loved growing up on the ranch - calf life was grand - it's just that I kept growing and growing.  I'm a big boy now!

"I have many nice farm friends, and the girls all seem to love me."


Seymour's start


"I was munching on a yummy lunch one day, when a man approached.  He looked like a kind man and he had some really delicious dandelions in his pocket, and let me taste them.  We became friends immediately.  I liked this old guy, and he really liked me I think, because all he did was laugh!

 "He took some pictures and asked if he could visit again.  I would never say no to a good meal, so the relationship was cemented."

Family History

"As you can see, I'm a Brahman bull.  My parents were both Brahman, except my mother was a cow.  I have one sister and she lives in New Jersey, which I guess makes her a Jersey Cow!

"In the spring of my second year, I was sent to a big ranch in Oklahoma.  I thought I would miss this man, whose name is Fred, but he knew my owners and still came to visit each day.  He would talk to me like an old friend and kept taking lots of pictures."

"I keep busy most of the time with my ever-growing family.  At this pint in time I have 34 sons and 26 daughters - a pretty good record.....

I love life, am always happy and try to bring happiness and a little laughter to anybody that visits.  I'm glad you're here!

"The following is from my friend Fred, he speaks for both of us!"

Thanks for signing into SeymourDaBull.com.  My aim is to bring a smile to your face, a shirt on your body (or tie, etc.) and laughter back into your life. 

 

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